Blue Bloods

One more parking complaint to add to my very long list: Filming!

Note the Double-Speak use of the word, "RELOCATED"

No Parking on Lincoln Place in Crown Heights

This morning my block, here in Crown Heights, was closed to parking by the NYPD so they could film an episode of Blue Bloods ( http://bit.ly/pbd9Ff) . To add insult to injury, they weren’t even filming on our beautiful block, they were simply using it as a trailer park.  The actual filming took place around the corner in front of (Banco) Popular (No me puedo imaginar lo que el episodio es sobre) on Nostrand and Eastern Parkway – GMAP: http://goo.gl/maps/LubtA.

Do you think this Episode will be about a Bank Robbery?

Banco Popular on Nostrand Avenue and Eastern Parkway

Extras for Blue Bloods wait outside an equipment truck

And to rub a little more salt in the wound, according to the owner, none of the crew – actors, extras, directors, gaffers, etc. – had the sense to purchase a local sandwich at Syds Serious Sandwhich shop – http://sydsserioussandwichshop.com .

Seriously!

The Co-op Interview

Park Slope RowhousesCongratulations. You’ve had your co-op application scrutinized by a broker, repackaged by the managing agent, reviewed by the board, and have finally been asked in for an interview.  You are 75% of the way home. Most boards won’t waste their time (or yours) with an interview, if they, or the managing agent, didn’t like what they saw in your application.  But let’s not start slapping each other’s backs quite yet; approval is now yours to lose.

There are a number of Do’s and Don’ts when it comes to the co-op interview, but there are three (3) that you absolutely have to commit to memory and I’ve trademarked a new acronym to help you remember them:  NRA (oddly, RNA and NAR were both taken).

Never Ask Questions

Review your application

Arrive on Time

1. Never Ask Questions. This is the suggestion I get the most pushback about, but ignore it at your own peril.  I may be paraphrasing a bit here, but this is how some of my clients have responded: “What do you mean, Jim? We have a lot of questions for the board. We want to know when the co-op is going to replace the building’s windows. When will the exercise room be completed? When is the maintenance going up? Are there any assessments? When will we be able to start our gut renovation?”

No, no, no.

The purpose of this meeting is to decide whether you are going to become a member of this co-op, a neighbor of the people sitting in the room with you. They ask the questions. You answer them. Coffee is for closers, diamonds are forever, politicians are for sale, and questions are for shareholders. You may ask questions once you are a shareholder. Let me also say, that the co-op interview is not the time to be deciding if you want to purchase the apartment. That ship sailed at the end of the due diligence phase. If you have questions because you think you may have been misled, because you didn’t look over all the meeting minutes, because you didn’t read your contract before signing it, or haven’t reviewed the co-op’s financial statements, then have a conversation with your attorney.  If you have general questions about the co-op or your apartment, you should ask them before you sign a contract or direct those questions to a third party – the managing agent, your lawyer, or your broker.

Remember, you are being evaluated, so when you ask questions (even ones you think are insightful and show how thoughtful you are), you run the risk of raising a red flag (Troublemaker! Usurper! One-Who-Doesn’t-Follow-Directions!), even if that is not what you meant to do.  So answer their questions accurately, politely, and don’t ask any yourself.

2. Review Your Application. You should be familiar with your application, so at the very least read it again before your interview. You will be expected to answer questions about it quickly and accurately.  Also, bring a copy with you.

3. Arrive on Time. Enough said.

Please share your own co-op interview experiences and tips in the comments section and keep an eye out for an e-book with comprehensive information coming soon.  Thanks for reading.

The Top 5 Tips for Completing a Stellar Co-op Package and Landing an Interview.

Couple granted an interview after reading this post.

All co-op apartment buildings require prospective tenants/owners to apply for membership by submitting a co-op package. This usually consists of an application, not unlike a job application (only more intrusive), along with some supporting documentation (e.g. tax returns, bank statements, pay stubs, reference letters, etc.).  The co-op’s officers – commonly referred to as the co-op board – review your application and, if they like what they see, will later schedule an interview with you.  After which, you will be approved (and can go forward with your purchase), or rejected with scant rights to protest or appeal. The process is a minor inconvenience for some, while others need their own copy of DSM-IV to describe its effect on them.

The first step to passing the interview is being granted an interview. Submitting a perfectly constructed co-op board package will substantially increase your odds of being asked on that date, and will go a long way to reducing your anxiety throughout the review process.

1. Get it in writing. Some boards are formal and will provide you with a printed application containing very specific instructions and required documents; others will send you an email with instructions; and there are those, “unstructured” boards, that will leave you a brief voice mail describing a list of documents it would be nice to get from you. This last situation is untenable. Instructions from the board should be unambiguous, complete, and in writing. If yours are lacking, send an e-mail or letter to your board contact or the managing agent (see #3 below), “confirming” your understanding of what is being asked of you.

2.  Give them what they want, not just what (you think) they need. If you have followed step 2, you have a formal application or clear-cut instructions from the board or management company. These need to be followed to a T. Here is an example of a classic mistakes some applicants make along the way:

  • You are a couple purchasing your first apartment together. The board application asks for two personal reference letters from each applicant. In this situation I’m often asked if it’s okay to share one or both of the personal reference letters. This seems reasonable, because couples usually have friends in common, but the answer is no. If the board asks for “two personal reference letters from each applicant,” then give them what they want. Of course, your friends can wax poetic about both of you in their letters, provided each of you has two separate references.

3. Submit well written reference letters. If you have friends or colleagues who write well, and who like to write, then ask these people to write your reference letters.  Not everyone is so fortunate. You may need to give your references an outline (or flat out write the letter for them). If possible, collect sample reference letters from other people who have passed a co-op interview. You can pilfer ideas and format from these letters.

4. Be Honest and Forthright.Your references don’t need to reveal every time you forgot to do the dishes or the pens you swipe from the office, but your entire application package should be an accurate reflection of you.  So don’t fudge your finances or claim you invented the Internet in your co-op application.

5. Triple check your numbers. This one is very tedious, which is why it trips up so many people. Mistakes here could force the board to ask for clarification or give the impression that you have something to hide. This could delay your interview (and move in date), or worse, you may find yourself rejected by the board. Here are few things to look out for:

  • There will be a place on the application where you state your annual income.  This needs to match the amount on your employee letter.
  • If you are asked to provide a detailed list of assets, these need to match exactly any financial statements you are including with the application.
  • The financial documentation (bank statements, tax returns, etc.) you include with the package, should be up to date.  More specifically, monthly statements should not be more than 30 days old, and quarterly statements should not be more than 90 days old.

Bonus Tip:

Get Help. A good real estate broker will work his or her tail off to make your application sparkle and to streamline the entire process. However, if you are flying solo, enlist the help of friends or colleagues who have been through the process.  Ask them lots of questions and, if they really love you, ask them to review your application package.

When you have a moment, please share your co-op experiences and tips via e-mail or the comments section to this post. Next week, we’ll talk about the co-op interview and how to pass it and very soon we’ll make available a comprehensive e-book with more detailed information and lots of examples.  Thanks for reading.

ProCro?

New York Assemblymember Hakeem Jeffries has a very promising career ahead of  him. He was instrumental in having Cathie Black fired and may have his sights on the US Congress.  But Mr. Jeffries latest bill proposal, about regulating up-and-coming neighborhood names, sounds to me like a stunt.  Someone needs to advise the Assemblyman that there is actual real estate crime occurring in Brooklyn.

BTW, I’m thinking of telling people that I live in NoCroHisDis.

ProCro, SoBro, FiDi, BoCoCa: A Lawmaker Says, ‘Enough’
Daily News Opinion

Revenge of the "pushy asshole passive agressive [sic] broker."

Although I have been referred to (anonymously) as a “pushy, asshole, passive, agressive [sic] broker.”

I like to think the comment below is more representative of my work:

“You’ve been incredibly helpful, and if we do in fact choose to move forward with our home search, we would very much like to stay working with you. In our house-hunting experience over the past month, you, by a long shot, come across as a genuine advisor who wants to be our advocate.”

- Paymon

Thanks Paymon, you made my week!

Three's Company

Law Breakers: Chrissy, Jack, and Janet

Well now I’ve heard it all. I mean, I’ve always known that oral sex was illegal in several states, and I was not surprised when the Texas Board of Education erased Thomas Jefferson from their textbooks, but this morning  I learned that in New York City it is illegal for more than three unrelated people to live together in an apartment or a house! Don’t believe me?  Here’s this morning’s NY Times article:

In New York, Breaking a Law on Roommates

28 Days

Here’s a quick anecdote from one of my clients:

Jim,

I think you’ll get a kick out of this. We are refinancing our home through a mortgage broker that shall remain anonymous. Among the mountain of paperwork they asked for, we were asked to provide our most recent bank statement. It had to be an official bank statement with the full account number (like the ones the bank sends monthly) not a download from online banking. So we sent them our February 2010 bank statement. It was rejected…want to guess why? February only has 28 days and the mortgage broker insisted on 30!
Anyway, just wanted to send this your way. We still love our apartment!

Take Care,

Julie